1 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:08,051 I just can't stop thinking about it. 2 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:10,793 Carol, our newest and arguably worst ghost, 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,143 an adulterous mob accountant, 4 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,797 does one good deed and... 5 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:16,364 [whistles] up she goes. 6 00:00:16,365 --> 00:00:18,191 I mean, it was a doozy of a good deed, though. 7 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:20,150 You know, she saved Jay, she saved me. 8 00:00:20,151 --> 00:00:22,543 Well, in truth, she didn't really end up saving you 9 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,633 but rather took your spot up there. 10 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:27,897 She robbed you of the suck-off that was rightfully yours. 11 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,551 Damn it, Carol. 12 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:31,727 What's with all the water bottles? 13 00:00:31,728 --> 00:00:33,815 Oh, the company that delivers Sam and Jay's water 14 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:35,469 got bought out by some big conglomerate, 15 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:38,299 and now the service has fallen completely off a cliff. 16 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,376 Sam has been trying to cancel for days, 17 00:00:40,377 --> 00:00:41,692 but she can't get a human on the phone. 18 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,130 She's slowly going insane, 19 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,610 and it is a joy to watch. 20 00:00:45,611 --> 00:00:46,784 SAMANTHA: Representative. 21 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,744 Representative. 22 00:00:48,745 --> 00:00:49,918 Still no luck, Sam? 23 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:51,747 No. This company is so annoying. 24 00:00:51,748 --> 00:00:53,791 They still haven't picked up the empties. 25 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,489 Wait, did they drop off more bottles? 26 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,230 AUTOMATED VOICE [over phone]: Okay, got it. 27 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:58,622 You're requesting more bottles. Is that right? 28 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,495 What? No. 29 00:01:00,496 --> 00:01:03,149 This is why, in the cult, we always got water from the stream 30 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,543 and milk from the neighbor's dog. 31 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:08,264 -[RV horn beeping] -PETE: Ooh, look at this bad boy. 32 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,505 Class A, extended cab. 33 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:13,986 [chuckles] I bet that baby's got some sweet slide-outs. 34 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,424 Hello, there, Samantha. 35 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:18,078 Hi. [chuckles] 36 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,600 What do you think of the old girl? 37 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,951 -I mean the RV, not Margaret. -[both laughing] 38 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:27,087 I kid. I am still very sexually attracted to her. 39 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,627 I heard a truck. Is that the water delivery guys? 40 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:32,003 Oh. Hey, Farnsbys. 41 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,485 Hello, Jay. We just wanted to stop by 42 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:37,206 to let you two know that we'll be leaving for a while. 43 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,447 We're embarking on an autumnal tour. 44 00:01:39,448 --> 00:01:40,925 We're doing a little peeping. 45 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,103 -I bet you are. -JAY: Oh, wow. 46 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,886 Well, uh, how long are you thinking you'll be gone? 47 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:46,366 MARGARET: Several months. 48 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,411 We've rented out the house to a lovely young couple. 49 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,631 We're going to hit all the major swinger communities. 50 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:53,591 -Apparently, Harrisburg goes hard. -Yeah. 51 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:55,419 It's true. It does. 52 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,812 So, would you like to take a quick tour of the RV? 53 00:01:57,813 --> 00:01:59,553 Yeah, I would not go inside that bus. 54 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:03,906 No, thank you. We're good, but have fun and drive safe. 55 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:07,301 And, uh, do other things safe. 56 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:10,434 All right, Margaret. All aboard the Pineapple Express. 57 00:02:10,435 --> 00:02:11,477 [laughs] 58 00:02:11,478 --> 00:02:13,220 Bye, everyone. 59 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,223 ? ? 60 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,792 BJORN: Father! 61 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,881 We have big news! 62 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,666 Judy and I are getting married! 63 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,276 That is wonderful! 64 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,757 We were waiting till my pervert son 65 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,697 and his degenerate wife moved out, 66 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:32,891 and now that day has finally come. 67 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:35,111 Judy not want to risk orgy 68 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,374 breaking out during wedding ceremony. 69 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:40,203 Thorfinn completely understand! 70 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:43,031 Orgy meant for after ceremony! 71 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,255 This is wonderful news, Thor. 72 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:52,128 Yeah, really happy for you, big guy. Representative. 73 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,969 And they doing ceremony in front of screaming window 74 00:02:55,043 --> 00:02:56,263 so Thor can watch. 75 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:57,707 FLOWER: I'm his plus one. 76 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,639 And I know exactly what I'm wearing. 77 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,355 This. 78 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:04,096 Bjorn also bestow great honor upon Thor. 79 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,708 He ask Thor to speak at wedding. 80 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:08,449 Thor most touched. 81 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,494 Oh, that's great, Thor, 82 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,453 and if you need someone to sing... 83 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,281 -We all good. -PETE: Hey, guys. 84 00:03:14,282 --> 00:03:16,020 I just got back from the Farnsbys'. 85 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:16,804 Heard the big news, Thor. 86 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,459 Mazel tov. Huh? 87 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,590 Please don't say Jewish things and point at me. 88 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:22,984 Anyway, Sam, guess who's renting the Farnsbys' house. 89 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,683 The names Garrett and Libby mean anything to you? 90 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,555 Get out. Seriously? 91 00:03:27,556 --> 00:03:29,991 They're this great couple we know from Brooklyn. 92 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:32,123 Jay, Garrett and Libby are renting the Farnsbys'. 93 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:33,343 This is huge. 94 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:36,651 So we just moving on from Thor thing? 95 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:39,305 What is so great about Garrett and Libby? 96 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,915 They were like the social chairs of the friend group. 97 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,873 They plan these great couples' trips every year. 98 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,224 They look so fun. 99 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,920 Last year they went white water rafting 100 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:47,182 in the Yellowstone River, 101 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:48,618 and then-then, this year, I hear 102 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,751 they're planning a scavenger hunt in Bimini. 103 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,276 I don't know where that is, but we need to be there. 104 00:03:53,277 --> 00:03:55,669 Ugh, these two needy numbskulls. God love 'em. 105 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,497 Why wouldn't they have reached out to us, though? 106 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:58,760 They know we live up here. 107 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,066 Very simple explanation for that- 108 00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:02,545 they think you're both nuts. 109 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,418 Oh, no, Jay. They think we're nuts. 110 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:06,202 Did they talk to Nico and Sasha? 111 00:04:06,203 --> 00:04:08,682 Oh, the couple that thought you wanted to murder them 112 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,293 -on Halloween? -Bingo. 113 00:04:10,294 --> 00:04:12,555 Silver lining, apparently, you two are a favorite topic 114 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,950 at some very cool dinner parties in the city. 115 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:18,692 Samantha, let not one setback define your social standing. 116 00:04:18,779 --> 00:04:21,669 Your failure at Halloween is just a rumor to these people. 117 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,175 They weren't there to see 118 00:04:23,176 --> 00:04:24,785 how truly embarrassing your behavior really was. 119 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,744 Yeah, just go say hey. 120 00:04:26,745 --> 00:04:29,355 The ghosts think we should go try to smooth things over. 121 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:30,921 [chuckles] Yeah, I don't know. 122 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,706 That sounds like it might get weird. 123 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:34,056 It doesn't have to be weird. 124 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:35,710 Just go ask for a cup of sugar, 125 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,495 or if their dog is postpartum, some milk. 126 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,236 PETE: They just went for a jog. 127 00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:41,584 They'll probably be back in a couple minutes. 128 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,085 Let's get out to the mailboxes. 129 00:04:43,086 --> 00:04:44,892 Pete says they'll be jogging by any second. 130 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,286 What about Ever Creek? 131 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:47,764 I don't think the reception will go that far. 132 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,941 Oh, uh, we could just call them back later. 133 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:51,508 Are you joking? 134 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,205 We're six hours in. 135 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,729 We're not hanging up. 136 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,645 I showered with this phone in a bag. 137 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,386 He looked ridiculous. 138 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:02,127 I mean, I imagine he looked ridiculous. 139 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:04,347 Sam, allow me. 140 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:07,089 We ghosts can't do much, but we can wait on hold. 141 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,221 And certain, very powerful ghosts, 142 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,659 can even press one to remain on the line. 143 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:12,964 [Alberta laughs] 144 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,491 My man can leave the property. 145 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,881 -You know he can. -[laughs] 146 00:05:16,882 --> 00:05:19,187 -ALBERTA: Ooh, so powerful. -PETE: That's right, baby. 147 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,843 Oh, God, where do we look? 148 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:25,194 Okay, so the ghosts are in place for the yelling line 149 00:05:25,195 --> 00:05:26,977 in case anyone from Ever Creek picks up the phone. 150 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,546 Hetty, give a test yell! 151 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:32,375 Samantha's posture is not that of someone 152 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:35,422 attempting to make a good first impression! 153 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:38,163 -Loud and clear! -Here they come, here they come. 154 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:39,494 [speaks indistinctly] 155 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,558 Oh, my God. Garrett and Libby, hi. 156 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,431 Uh, hey. 157 00:05:44,432 --> 00:05:47,041 What are you guys doing here? We're checking our mail. 158 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,869 Good improv, Jay. A little first thought, 159 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,523 but sometimes the first thought's the best thought. 160 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,829 Uh, we actually just rented a house in the neighborhood. 161 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,484 The Farnsbys'? 162 00:05:54,485 --> 00:05:56,050 Oh, no way. We live just down the road. 163 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,094 -[chuckles] Welcome. -JAY: Yeah. 164 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,401 We love it here. 165 00:05:58,402 --> 00:06:00,141 It's so nice to get out of the city, huh? 166 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,132 Oh, yeah, the city was driving us crazy. 167 00:06:03,145 --> 00:06:05,713 I mean, not crazy. Crazy was a poor choice of words. 168 00:06:05,714 --> 00:06:06,974 PETE: Oh, because they heard 169 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:08,150 that you were crazy. 170 00:06:08,151 --> 00:06:09,542 Oh, that's sensitive of them. 171 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,066 Yeah, it's a great area. 172 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,503 We just got a new brunch spot. Nena's. 173 00:06:13,504 --> 00:06:15,025 Oh, we tried to go there this morning. 174 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,331 Yeah, but the line was, like, nuts. 175 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:19,379 Not nuts. It was long. 176 00:06:19,553 --> 00:06:21,729 -The line there was long, is... -Mm-hmm. 177 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:23,774 So how are you liking the Farnsbys'? 178 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,776 It's great. 179 00:06:25,777 --> 00:06:27,386 You know, we were thinking about turning one of the bedrooms 180 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,476 into a media room, but is it rude to move 181 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,174 all the furniture around in a rental? 182 00:06:32,175 --> 00:06:34,436 -I'm sure they wouldn't mind. -GARRETT: Oh. 183 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:35,960 -Really? That's great. -Yeah. 184 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,136 HETTY: Strike while the iron is hot! 185 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,356 Extend a social invitation! 186 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:43,272 Uh, so speaking about great restaurants in the area, 187 00:06:43,273 --> 00:06:45,360 which is something we recently talked about 188 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:47,351 before we talked about something else. 189 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,495 Power through. 190 00:06:48,496 --> 00:06:50,234 Uh, anyway, we have a restaurant. 191 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,497 [laughs] Jay is the chef. 192 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,281 JAY: It's called Mahesh. Uh, you guys 193 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,848 should join us for dinner there tonight. 194 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,633 Yeah. It'd be so fun. 195 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,376 Sure. Why not? 196 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,552 They got a why not! 197 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,511 HETTY: Resigned acceptance! 198 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,730 We'll take it! 199 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,210 BJORN: Father! 200 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,560 Wedding is tomorrow! [laughs] 201 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:14,042 So happy to get to share this special day with you! 202 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,218 Me, too, son! 203 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,960 Will be moment I cherish for eternity! 204 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,050 [tuts] Okay. 205 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,226 Wait, what happening? 206 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,880 [grunts] 207 00:07:25,881 --> 00:07:27,489 You don't think it's weird in front of the window? 208 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,360 No, babe, the point of a home theater 209 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,189 is that it's dark. This is good. 210 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,104 BJORN: Father! 211 00:07:33,105 --> 00:07:34,714 They intend to block the window! 212 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:37,195 Your attendance at the wedding is in jeopardy! 213 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,110 Father! 214 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,591 No! 215 00:07:44,357 --> 00:07:48,510 -To our victory at the mailbox. -[laughs] 216 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:49,816 FLOWER: Ooh, what are they celebrating? 217 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:51,644 The most incremental bit of forward movement 218 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:52,994 in a potential friendship 219 00:07:52,995 --> 00:07:55,212 with the couple renting the Farnsby house. 220 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:57,085 Disaster has struck! 221 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,265 What's wrong, Thor? 222 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,914 New renters move furniture 223 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,441 in front of screaming window. 224 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,571 Thor can't see son. Will miss wedding. 225 00:08:04,572 --> 00:08:06,789 This time next year, we're gonna be scavenger-hunting 226 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,053 on a beach in Bimini. [laughs] 227 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,294 That is if, in fact, Bimini is by the ocean. 228 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,362 I'm 80% sure it's an island. 229 00:08:13,363 --> 00:08:15,668 I'm 100 years dead and even I know you can look that up. 230 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,932 Jay, Garrett and Libby moved a bookcase 231 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,672 in front of the screaming window. 232 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,500 But how's Thor gonna see the wedding? 233 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,850 Yeah, that's the problem. 234 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,504 Thor, this is solvable. 235 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,592 Samantha and Jay will simply broach the subject 236 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,273 at their upcoming dinner tonight 237 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,596 and get the couple to remove the offending object. 238 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,076 Yes. So simple. 239 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:35,732 You look troubled. Why are you looking troubled? 240 00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:37,690 Samantha, I would hate for you to trample 241 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:40,127 this nascent friendship with an awkward request 242 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,389 for something that should be none of your concern. 243 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,900 THORFINN: Samantha, please. 244 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,351 Son's wedding mean everything to Thor. 245 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:49,267 Thor not there for son's first kill. 246 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,053 Not there for Bjorn's first orgy. 247 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,489 That's so sad. 248 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,927 Thor not there Bjorn's first wedding, 249 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,408 so need to be there for this one. 250 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,455 -Okay. -[sighs] 251 00:09:03,456 --> 00:09:05,848 If there's an opening, we'll bring up moving the bookcase. 252 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,503 -[exclaims] -JAY: Damn it, 253 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,506 we were on such a "not weird" roll with this couple. 254 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,901 I mean, the successful interaction at the mailbox... 255 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:17,992 Oh, okay, I guess that's all there was. 256 00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:19,862 AUTOMATED VOICE [over phone]: Please continue to hold. 257 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,385 And thank you for choosing Ever Creek, 258 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,976 the Hudson Valley's only choice in water delivery. 259 00:09:23,977 --> 00:09:25,433 Why are they so proud of that? 260 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,218 Dude, you're still on hold? 261 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,568 It's been a nightmare. 262 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,090 I mean, I did get a brief chuckle 263 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,721 when she said I was 69th in line, 264 00:09:31,722 --> 00:09:33,267 but other than that, it's been a slog. 265 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,313 So, just walk away. Who cares? 266 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,099 The thing is, I have a theory. 267 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,796 Carol hit the mother lode. 268 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,755 She did a mitzvah so huge 269 00:09:41,756 --> 00:09:44,017 it resulted in an immediate ticket upstairs. 270 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:46,280 We should've jumped on that grenade. We blew it. 271 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:50,285 Exactly. And opportunities to do good deeds that giant 272 00:09:50,286 --> 00:09:51,414 don't come around very often. 273 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:52,940 But maybe 274 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:56,290 there's a way to do a bunch of little good deeds. 275 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,684 Like waiting on hold. 276 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,686 And then, eventually, they add up 277 00:09:59,687 --> 00:10:02,775 and boom, T-Money's hitching a ride on the Suck-Off Express. 278 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,560 I want in. I can help you wait on hold. 279 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,911 No, no, no, no. This is my tiny good deed. 280 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,735 You start helping, you're gonna take half my points. 281 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,567 No, no, no. But-but-but-but you letting me in 282 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:13,708 and sharing it with me, 283 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,485 that-that feels like its own tiny good deed. 284 00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,270 Oh, that's true. Okay, fine. 285 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,403 -But no one else. -Deal. 286 00:10:21,404 --> 00:10:22,925 We appreciate your patience. 287 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:26,277 Press any button or say anything to hang up. 288 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,757 What are these options? 289 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,542 It's a rigged game. These guys are good. 290 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,893 LIBBY: This whole property is so cute, 291 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,285 and the food is amazing. 292 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:36,636 Well, if you do have any complaints, 293 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,986 I can take them right to the chef. 294 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,727 [laughter] 295 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,512 My man. That mailbox magic was not just imagined. 296 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,601 Enough tiny talk. Bring up bookcase. 297 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,562 They are getting to it. This is conversational foreplay. 298 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,432 What is foreplay? 299 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:53,043 It's true, he has no idea. 300 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:56,090 Um, do you guys know about these couples' trips 301 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,961 that we organize every year? 302 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,441 Oh, my God, it's happening. 303 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,008 Uh, uh... Whew. I don't know. 304 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,880 I think we've seen something on Instagram, maybe. 305 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:08,102 Well, uh, this year, we are organizing a scavenger hunt 306 00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:10,844 on this beautiful island called Bimini. 307 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,933 [quietly]: Yes, an island. I knew it. 308 00:11:12,934 --> 00:11:14,542 Well, I don't know what your schedule's like 309 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,153 this winter, but we do have 310 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,026 one slot open, if you guys think you can make it. 311 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:22,594 We'll check. It's very interesting. Sounds fun. 312 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,684 Cool as a cucumber. 313 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,748 I have rarely been proud of you, but never more so than now. 314 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,689 Bookcase, now. 315 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,300 [clears throat] So, uh, shifting gears... 316 00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:33,692 [imitates gears grinding] 317 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,738 Oh. I hate this. 318 00:11:35,739 --> 00:11:38,131 What ended up happening with the media room? 319 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,089 -Is it all set up? -GARRETT: Yeah, I mean, 320 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,200 it's not a professional job, but it works. 321 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,033 There was a lot of light in the room, 322 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:45,486 so we just moved a bookcase in front of the window. 323 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,490 -Ooh... -Is that bad? 324 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,361 Yes. Bring it home, Samantha. 325 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:53,930 It's just not great in terms of, um, feng shui. 326 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,628 Okay. Whatever. 327 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,848 -[Garrett and Libby laugh] -It's fine. 328 00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:01,284 -GARRETT: Yeah. -Okay, Sam, they heard you out. 329 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,199 Samantha, with Bimini in the balance, 330 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,201 I do not advise you to pursue this any further. 331 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,856 What? Keep pressing. 332 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,367 Here's the moment of truth, 333 00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:10,293 where she chooses between her own prospects 334 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,208 -and Thor's happiness. -PETE: I'm rooting for Thor, 335 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,384 but also Sam. 336 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,343 Samantha, please. 337 00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:18,127 So, tell us more about this scavenger hunt. 338 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,564 Coward. 339 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,828 She did what she had to do. 340 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,352 Ugh, this is so boring. 341 00:12:24,353 --> 00:12:27,441 Before Sam, this would've at least been something to do, but 342 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,660 we have TV now. 343 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:29,841 I love TV. 344 00:12:29,842 --> 00:12:30,836 TV's the best. 345 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,403 Ugh, why is a play so boring, 346 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,622 but TV is so good? 347 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,278 Look, we're, like, 50th in line. 348 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,671 Why don't we go upstairs and watch one show 349 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,456 and then get right back on hold? 350 00:12:41,457 --> 00:12:43,152 Right, we get a little break, and then we come down, 351 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,284 we help Sam, and collect our suck-off points. 352 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,808 -Great. One show. -One show. 353 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,945 Maybe two, if it's good or a cliffhanger. 354 00:12:47,946 --> 00:12:49,680 AUTOMATED VOICE [over phone]: You are now 49th in line. 355 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,466 Plenty of time. 356 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,689 JAY: Bimini, here we come, babe. 357 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,649 Thor very happy Livings get to go on precious trip, 358 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,740 while Thor miss out on most important moment of afterlife. 359 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,525 Thor, I tried to bring up moving the bookshelf, 360 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:08,962 but you saw. It was awkward. 361 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,225 I-I'm sorry, I didn't want to push. 362 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,183 You have to push. 363 00:13:13,184 --> 00:13:15,881 You think village elders just agree to jump off cliff? 364 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,536 No. Sometimes, people need little push. 365 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,583 I mean, "need" is a little strong. 366 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,020 You could've just, you know, let them turn 35. 367 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:27,807 Okay, so I just came back from Libby and Garrett's, 368 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,374 and man, are they singing your praises. 369 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,028 -Ooh, you are in, girlfriend. -SAMANTHA: Maybe we should keep 370 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,248 the momentum going with, like, a little housewarming gift. 371 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,206 -Cookies. -Well, you better get over there quickly 372 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,512 because they also said they're about to head back 373 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,687 to the city for the weekend. 374 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,559 Yes! That amazing timing. 375 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,100 Sam, all you need to do is break into Farnsbys', 376 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,477 move bookcase for wedding, then move back 377 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,392 so new friends never know. 378 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,046 Ooh, a candle! 379 00:13:50,047 --> 00:13:52,221 Uh, Jay, Pete said that Garrett and Libby 380 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,136 are going back to the city for the weekend. 381 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,486 No doubt with tales of our normalness for the friend group. 382 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:59,011 Right, but then Thor wants us to break into their house 383 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,186 and move their bookcase. 384 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,797 Okay, no. That's nuts. 385 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,843 You know I am doggedly protective 386 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,409 of your social advancement, 387 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,411 but they will be gone anyway. 388 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,325 Plus, if you guys get caught, at least 389 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,937 that'd be exciting. 390 00:14:10,938 --> 00:14:12,546 I mean, we got a couple ghosts sitting on hold overnight. 391 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,237 -We need this. -PETE: If it helps, 392 00:14:14,238 --> 00:14:16,071 I happen to know that the lock on the back door 393 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,508 is broken over there, which is probably why Mrs. Farnsby's 394 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,859 always telling people to come in the back door. 395 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,513 THORFINN: Samantha, 396 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,995 Thor own father die before Thor get married. 397 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,955 He was not there to see Thor wedding. 398 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:33,002 Was wonderful day, but touched with sadness. 399 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,005 His absence felt most strongly. 400 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,398 Thor says his own father 401 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,278 wasn't able to attend his wedding. 402 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,967 [sighs] That's rough. 403 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:44,753 We drank mead and had great feast. 404 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,624 Table full 405 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,279 many, many rams' testicles. 406 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,587 But two testicles were missing. 407 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,503 Those of my father. 408 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,549 That was beautiful, sort of. 409 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,682 Jay, I... 410 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,554 -We're breaking into the Farnsbys', aren't we? -Yep. 411 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,171 Yes. Pete was right. 412 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,000 I'll take "things Carol never said" for 600, Alex. 413 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:17,220 She stole my slot in heaven, the final insult. 414 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,614 Come on, this way. 415 00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,658 Bet she's hanging out with Alex right now, 416 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:22,791 laughing at me. 417 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,140 [Jay exhales] 418 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,273 Okay. 419 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,231 That is heavy. 420 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:31,843 -Someone's muscles are pumped. -George the Puritan ghost says hi. 421 00:15:31,844 --> 00:15:34,193 Samantha, thank you so much for making it possible for father 422 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,630 to attend ceremony. 423 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,588 Thor can see! Grateful! 424 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,374 So glad you could make it! 425 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,983 Oh, yeah, there is a glare on the TV. 426 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,246 I can see why they did that. 427 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,640 Okay, let's get you kids married. 428 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,210 The wedding's about to start. 429 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,601 And I shouldn't watch TV during the wedding. 430 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,256 -No, Jay. -Okay, cool. I'll just be on my phone. 431 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:58,261 Idea: The Golden Bachelor, but for young people. 432 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,395 They have that. It's called The Bachelor. 433 00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,528 What? Then why are we watching these old bags? 434 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,008 I'll be right back. 435 00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:09,402 Whoa, aren't you gonna watch the final rose? 436 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,362 I feel like Gertrude's about to get crushed. 437 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,712 Just got to stretch my legs. 438 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,192 [scoffs] 439 00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:20,456 I mean, who am I kidding? I'd get with all these ladies. 440 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,678 And so, by the power vested in me 441 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,854 via Sam, via the internet, 442 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:29,466 I now pronounce you man and wife! 443 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:34,384 Yes! Take her now, and we watch as Odin commands! 444 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:38,084 Okay, I was thinking maybe just a classic kiss the bride. 445 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,914 [cheering, laughter] 446 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,439 They're married now, Jay. 447 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,224 Great. It's an honor to be here. 448 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:51,532 Now, it's time we all hear from the father of the groom! 449 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,534 Thor, buddy, take it away! 450 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,756 Bjorn. Judy. 451 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,282 Congratulations. 452 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,939 Oh, I think that's it. 453 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,507 So beautiful, Father! 454 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,683 It really was. 455 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,163 [car approaching] 456 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,598 What was that? 457 00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,471 Oh, no! 458 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,080 The renters are back. 459 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,157 George says Garrett and Libby are back. 460 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,433 What? No. 461 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,913 What happening? 462 00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,087 [whispers]: Garrett and Libby are back. 463 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,610 Pete, you don't need to whisper. 464 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,092 Oh, right. Garrett and Libby are back! 465 00:17:30,093 --> 00:17:32,006 AUTOMATED VOICE [over phone]: Stay on the line. 466 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,791 We're thirsty to help you. 467 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,359 -The worst. -What are you doing? 468 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,230 I-I was just checking to make sure 469 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,709 we had time for another episode. 470 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,190 Oh, yeah, right. 471 00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,017 You're trying to steal this good deed for yourself, 472 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,845 so you can get all the suck-off points. 473 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,500 Fine. Okay? You're right. 474 00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,805 But I-I deserve them. I've been here way longer than you. 475 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,461 So what? This whole thing was my idea. 476 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:53,810 -You're being selfish. -SASAPPIS [stammers]: Oh. But you're being a baby. 477 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,813 You are the next caller in line. 478 00:17:55,814 --> 00:17:57,814 You nincompoops, what are you doing? 479 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,643 We're next in line. 480 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:02,254 -I'll alert Samantha. -Whoa, whoa. -The hell you will. 481 00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:03,777 SASAPPIS: He's trying to get in on our good deed 482 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,346 so he gets one step closer to getting sucked off. 483 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,827 Hold on, you're only performing this kind act 484 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:13,222 to accrue credit towards an eventual ascension? 485 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,094 That's genius. 486 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,661 And it's mine. Samantha! 487 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,360 -Get back here! -This is my good deed. 488 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,013 I thought they went to the city. 489 00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:23,579 Cool, well, we'll just tell them that 490 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,626 when they catch us in their house. 491 00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:27,366 Go out the window. That's what the milkman did 492 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,237 when my husband almost caught us in 1952. 493 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,717 We're not going out the window. 494 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,937 I'm just saying, that trellis held Tommy, 495 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,678 and he was quite sturdy. 496 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:35,939 Milk did that body good. 497 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,420 ISAAC: Samantha! 498 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:41,207 Samantha! You're next in the- Oh, my hair! 499 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,599 -You got to get back here now! -You're the next caller! 500 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,689 They're saying you're next in line, Sam. 501 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,343 You got to go pick up the phone. 502 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,998 -Jay, Ever Creek. We're next in the queue. -No. 503 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,740 Estimated wait time, two minutes! 504 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,829 Hi there, Isaac! 505 00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,309 What are you wearing? 506 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:59,138 Yeah. Uh, same thing, George! 507 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,010 Okay, you go out the window, 508 00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:03,576 and I'll move the bookcase back. 509 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:04,795 I don't want to leave you. 510 00:19:04,796 --> 00:19:06,013 Watch and learn, you two. 511 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,394 That's how you do a marriage. 512 00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:09,059 JAY: I'll figure something out. 513 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,672 It's Ever Creek, babe. We can't let them win. 514 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,631 Traffic was crazy. 515 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,677 Absolutely. 516 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,767 Why don't we just stay in and watch a movie tonight? 517 00:19:19,768 --> 00:19:21,855 Right? Like, we have that whole media room. 518 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,118 I like that. 519 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,386 LIBBY: So what movie you want to watch? 520 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,747 GARRETT: I don't know. They have a ton of DVDs. 521 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,310 It's been a minute since I've been in the closet. 522 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,356 They have Swingers. I love this movie. 523 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,749 Oh, no. Is not what they think it is. 524 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,317 -Let's watch it. -All right. 525 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,103 No. Not on my wedding day. 526 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,450 Well, isn't this a rare string of wins for our young couple. 527 00:20:00,451 --> 00:20:02,548 You pulled off a Viking wedding, you managed 528 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,333 not to alienate your new friends, 529 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:07,075 and you are soon to be Bimini-bound. 530 00:20:07,076 --> 00:20:08,206 And don't forget you successfully 531 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,337 canceled your water account. 532 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,338 Thanks to me. 533 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,732 -And me. -Mostly me. 534 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,552 Wait, why does Jay seem so upset? 535 00:20:13,553 --> 00:20:15,648 Well, while Jay was trapped in the closet, 536 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,085 Garrett and Libby put on some unfortunate viewing material. 537 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,566 You okay, babe? 538 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,263 The sounds. 539 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,830 I can still hear them. 540 00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:24,222 PETE: You're lucky you just heard them. 541 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,529 I saw things. Bad things. 542 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:28,748 I'm confused. Why didn't Garrett and Libby 543 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,578 just turn off the septuagenarian erotica? 544 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,014 None of us could move. 545 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,843 So many knees popping. 546 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,888 Thought it was the Fourth of July. 547 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,107 Gross. 548 00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:40,586 Who am I kidding? I'd watch that. 549 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:41,587 Captioning sponsored by CBS 550 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:42,638 and TOYOTA. 551 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:50,292 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 552 00:20:50,342 --> 00:20:54,892 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0